let's get existential

why i'm here:

i barely passed my math for liberal arts class in college, so being a woman in stem wasn't an option.

why you're here:

you want to hire me.

who i am:

an ideas guy. a champion of the underdog. not a robot. straddling the line between milliennal and gen z. a letterboxd bitch. rolling with the lgbt. a really good playlist maker. born and raised in florida, which means i'm hard to faze. certified in googling ap style rules. living proof you can make a living with an english degree. a writer, or something like that.

where you'll find me in my free time:

you won't.