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let's get existential
why i'm here:
i barely passed my math for liberal arts class in college, so being a woman in stem wasn't an option.
why you're here:
you want to hire me.
who i am:
an ideas guy. a champion of the underdog. not a robot. straddling the line between milliennal and gen z. a letterboxd bitch. rolling with the lgbt. a really good playlist maker. born and raised in florida, which means i'm hard to faze. certified in googling ap style rules. living proof you can make a living with an english degree. a writer, or something like that.
where you'll find me in my free time:
you won't.
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